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chandar
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Number of posts : 93
Location : chennai
Registration date : 2006-12-12
|  Subject: DOCTOR JOKES  Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:38 pm | |
| Lady to the doctor over the phone.
Doctor, I beg of you. Please, prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can't get into it.
Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.
Lady: Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.
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While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what was the significance.
Nothing, she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."
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PATIENT : I FEEL LIKE I'am A DOG
DOCTOR : SINCE WHEN
PATIENT : SINCE I WAS A PUPPY
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Patient: Doctor, I feel so sick I want to die!
Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.
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A dentist's patient was grumbling about the fee. Two hundred rupees for pulling out a tooth, she exclaimed. And it's only a minute's work.
Dentist: Well, if you wish, I'll it out slowly.
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chandar
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Number of posts : 93
Location : chennai
Registration date : 2006-12-12
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:41 pm | |
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Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"
Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."
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Patient: How can I ever repay you for your kindness to me?? Doctor: By cheque, money order, or cash.?
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Assistant: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
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"Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?"
"Try to resist the temptation but if you can't, get me a new television"
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PATIENT:-DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.
DOCTOR:-TAKE THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP
PATIENT:-IF I USE THIS MEDICINE,I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING.
DOCTOR:-I GAVE THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING.
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sree
Number of posts : 28
Registration date : 2006-12-15
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:10 pm | |
| hahahaha.... all jokes are very nice... today is the laughing day for me... | |
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sree
Number of posts : 28
Registration date : 2006-12-15
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:13 pm | |
| Here is my contribution :  Very Happy one more doctor's joke Three surgeons meet at an operating room to find three patients waiting for surgery. One is a librarian, one is a mathematician and the last one is a politician. The first says, 'I prefer to operate on the librarian, as his organs should be in alphabetical order.' The second says, 'I prefer to operate on the mathematician, as his organs should be all numbered.' The third says, 'I prefer to operate on the politician, as he is heartless, gutless, spineless. And his brains and posterior are interchangeable.'
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sreenidhi
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Number of posts : 48
Registration date : 2006-12-12
| | Subject: DOCTOR JOKES Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:07 am | |
| PATIIENT: NURSE, U ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. YOU STOLEN MY HEART!!
NURSE: THIS IS NOT A BIG THING, DOCTOR HAS ALREADY STOLEN YOUR KIDNEY!!!!!!!!!!
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chandar
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Number of posts : 93
Location : chennai
Registration date : 2006-12-12
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:12 pm | |
|  good joke nidhi.... | |
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anu
Number of posts : 33
Registration date : 2006-12-15
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:38 pm | |
|  nice jokes... | |
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siva
Number of posts : 20
Registration date : 2006-12-15
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:18 am | |
| nice jokes.... innaiki sirichi sirichi vairu vali... | |
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sreenidhi
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Number of posts : 48
Registration date : 2006-12-12
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:43 pm | |
| operation theater entrance;
HUSBAND;ennaku edhavadhu achuuna, nee doctora kalyanam pannikanum.
WIFE; yennga appidi ellam solreenga?
HUSBAND;intha doctora pazhi vanga ennaku vera valye theriyale
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anu
Number of posts : 33
Registration date : 2006-12-15
| | Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:15 pm | |
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