Police Jokes

Subject: Police Jokes Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:53 pm

A man was driving a car when a policeman stopped him and said,

"You are being given a prize of Rs. 5000 for wearing a seat belt while driving.

What will you do with this money?"

"First, I will get my driving license made", the man replied.

The woman sitting beside him said, ?Please don?t listen to him. He is drunk!?

On hearing this, another man sleeping in the back seat woke up and said, "Wow! I never thought we would be able to cover this much distance in this stolen car!!"

Then, a voice from the boot spoke "Psst? Have we crossed the border?"

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A burgler enters a policeman's house to steal. The wife wakes up and shakes her husband to wake up.

Wife: Look a burgler has come in our house. Catch him and take him to police station.

Husband: Dear, I am not on duty. Sleep now and I will take care of it in the morning.

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Subject: Re: Police Jokes Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:02 pm

Once when the Pope is visiting U.S.A, he suddenly feels like driving the car.

He says to his driver,"I would like to drive the car for today".

But the driver says,"You don't have a licence sir & You don't know how to drive".

Pope says, "You have to obey me or else you will have to go to prison".

The poor driver had to give the wheel to him. The pope drove like a manic since he didn't know how to drive a car.

A Police Officer seeing this signaled to stop the car.

Pope stoped the car after his driver told him that the Police Officer singnaled him to stop. When the Police Officer came to the driver's window, he stared at the Pope for a moment and looked at the passenger's seat and started staring at the driver.

Then he took out his walkie-talkie and called the President and said, "Sir, We have a Very Important Person here. I don't know him but Pope is his driver."

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Man : Officer! There is bomb in my garden !

Officer : Don't worry . If no one claims it within three days , you can keep it.

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Subject: Re: Police Jokes Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:08 pm

While on duty a police man spots a speeding car, so he follows it.
The man driving the car sees the policeman and drives even more faster.
The police man manages to stop the speeding driver and asks him why he was riding so fast.

The man replied,"I thought that you were the same police man who ran away with my wife.
I don't want my wife back so, I tried to get away from you".

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Policeman:Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working

The Man:Move, move ,even the brakes are not moving

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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!", said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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GIRL;Sir,could you please take my brother home because he is lost.

POLICEMAN:Why?Can't you take him home yourself.

GIRL:Because I'm lost too.

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Policeman(to the watchman): Where were you when the labourer was kidnapped.

Watchman: I was on duty

Policeman: Then why didn't you try to save him.

Watchman: Sir, my duty is to keep watch on the building & not on the men of the building

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Number of posts : 28 Registration date : 2006-12-15

hahahaha... good jokes... parthu, police department unga mela case poda poranga...

Number of posts : 33 Registration date : 2006-12-15

nice police jokes.... good...

Number of posts : 20 Registration date : 2006-12-15

nice jokes....

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